ISIS Needs a Leader

Apparently ISIS are looking for a new warmongering leader who thinks he knows a lot about Middle East politics, is efficient at extracting millions, is a recent convert to an extreme religion and will shortly be looking for a safe haven, away from the forces of British law. Step forward…TONY BLAIR!

Despite the Chilcot Inquiry inexplicably being delayed until after the election, though Cameron did make it quite clear that it was Labour who did not vote early enough to get it through prior to the General Election of this year, (I wonder why?), it would seem that things are hotting up for our former great leader. This will be, for sure, his annus horribilis.

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